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Rosemary. 22. New Zealand
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 liver-eating mutant/s in hibernation

I LIKE MANY THINGS

I especially like The X-Files

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1 week ago on April 17th | J | 36,259 notes
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twirlingavengers:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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1 week ago on April 16th | J | 91,595 notes
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babygoatsandfriends:

Snowdale Acres

babygoatsandfriends:

Snowdale Acres

1 week ago on April 16th | J | 303 notes
Tagged as: #goats #kids! 

takethedamncash:

Alien Abduction light - UFO lamp, conceived by Lasse Klein is a unique lighting unit which is shaped like an alien soaring saucer or a UFO.

1 week ago on April 16th | J | 19,475 notes
Tagged as: #want 

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
1 week ago on April 16th | J | 114,240 notes
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leslieknope:

im-riversong:

Melinda McGraw and Gillian Anderson 1995 | 2014 

#100 bucks gillian didn’t remember who she was

1 week ago on April 16th | J | 1,692 notes
kellyghost:

fuckyeah1990s:

Homeward Bound T-Shirt

Holy shit

kellyghost:

fuckyeah1990s:

Homeward Bound T-Shirt

Holy shit

1 week ago on April 15th | J | 32,023 notes
Tagged as: #want #clothes 

meaty-chunks-of-life:

There was such love that grew & grew and built and built…..I mean, it was so beautifully done, well written & sweet.

1 week ago on April 14th | J | 226 notes

thedisneyhipster:

Would the Lindsey Bluth fan working at the Walt Disney Studios please stand up

1 week ago on April 14th | J | 138,118 notes

things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower
1 week ago on April 13th | J | 255,893 notes
huskerjpg:

Bring it.

huskerjpg:

Bring it.

1 week ago on April 13th | J | 198 notes
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